yurio’s 15 year old ass like I WANT TO SKATE TO SEXUAL LOVE!! no way kid!! you better skate to ponies and rainbows brat!!
Yurio skating to some ska song about hating your parents and not being able to buy GTA unless they are with you.
yurio just skating to otabek spitting a sick beat into his hands with a completely serious face
Yurio skating on the themes off loss, loneliness, and heartbreak because he recently got kicked out of his WoW guild.
he’s skating to a song about having to go home before it’s dark out
making his next routine very sharp and rigid and controlled because he failed his driver’s test by being too reckless behind the wheel and hitting a trash can
Yurio skates to a theme of defeat, the decline of capitalism, and the chances you must take to get ahead in life because he recently got fucking decimated in a game of monopoly with Lilya, Mila, and Yakov.
There’s this AU I’ve been talking about with a new pal o’ mine @randomsplashes it’s an AU where literally everything is the same but yuuri is a pork cutlet bowl on skates. no one questions this except yurio, who is angry and confused that viktor slides literal katsudon onto the ice. like why is this allowed? whY is an actual pork cutlet bowl doing really fucking good??? like it doesn’t do anything but fucking fall over onto the ice and the judges are like “AND YUURI BEAT HIS PERSONAL BesT AGAIN” but everyone else is just like “yeah thats yuuri y u trippin”
We’ve been literally dying over it for like a day now. We also created a Frat AU.
so in ep 7 when victor kisses yuuri, he’s kissing a katsudon instead while jumping mid-air (and in ep 10, he’s dropping the ring in the katsudon lmao)
in this frat AU, victor aka our frat house leader meets his future husband
™ yuuri at the party. also jj is absolutely shit at beer ping pong but he tries so hard
So @tamariini pointed out that Phichit is holding his
bronze hamster, and I didn’t think much of it, but…
HE LITERALLY HAS A GOLD, SILVER, AND BRONZE ASSORTMENT OF
HAMSTERS??? aRE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW. IS IT REALLY THAT DEEP KUBO??? CUZ I AM SHITTING BRICKS RN LAUGHING AT THIS POSSIBILITY. IF PHICHIT ENDS UP WITH BRONZE I’M GOING TO VOMIT OUT OF SHEER HILARITY
And this actually correlates with my other theory about the rankings already being shown to us in the final OP:
I had no idea that i’d get so balls-deep into yuri on ice that i
would believe hamster meta but with the creators of this show, who even fucking
knows anymore smh
EDIT: Adding onto this, a few people have pointed out that Phichit’s shoulders are actually positioned like a podium! Gold on top, silver raised slightly above bronze…What the actual fuck are you tRYING TO DO TO ME, KUBO??? I TOLD MYSELF I WOULD NEVER GET DRAGGED INTO THIS HEAVY-ASS ANALYSIS BULLSHIT THEY’RE HAMSTERS THEY ARE FUCKING HAMSTERS FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THINGS HOLY WHY AM I STILL LOOKING AT THIS??
One of my favorite from my witch AU Inktober artworks! Kenma and Hinata live in the same apartment building, so sometimes they go shopping for groceries together. Also, Hinata never learns how to properly hold a plastic bag.